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Molly adjusted her oversized clown wig and peered through the chain-link fence at the bouncing castle. “This is the dumbest idea you’ve ever had, Bill, and that’s saying something after the laundromat heist.” Bill tugged at his too-tight rainbow suspenders. “It’s genius. Twenty screaming kids, one distracted mom, and a mountain of brightly wrapped presents. We’re in and out before the cake’s even cut.” “We’re stealing from children. I feel like I should be growing a mustache just so I can twirl it evilly.” “Think of it as liberation. Those kids don’t appreciate the pure chaos of new toys yet. We do. Besides, half those gifts are probably socks from Aunt Karen.” Molly snorted. “Socks are not worth a felony.” “These aren’t regular socks. These are Paw Patrol socks. Limited edition. Black market gold.” A burst of giggles erupted from the party twenty yards away. A small boy in a dinosaur costume sprinted past the fence clutching a juice box like a grenade. Bill crouched lower. “Okay, plan. I go in as Giggles the Clown. You’re my lovely assistant, Sprinkles. We do five minutes of balloon animals, then while the birthday boy’s blowing out candles we swap the gift table with an identical empty one I stashed in the van.” “That’s not a plan, that’s a fever dream with balloons.” “It’s a great plan. I spent all morning practicing my squeaky voice.” Bill demonstrated with a horrific honking noise that made a nearby squirrel flee in terror. Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. “We’re going to prison in face paint. My mother will be so proud.” “Come on, Mol. Think of the score. That new gaming console alone is worth two grand on the street. Plus whatever’s in those fancy gift bags. I heard one kid’s getting a drone.” “A drone? At seven years old? When I was seven I got a stick and was told it had character.” “Exactly. These kids are spoiled. We’re just… redistributing wealth. To us. Who need it more.” “Need it for what? Matching clown shoes?” Bill grinned. “For dignity, obviously. And maybe that vacation to Vegas we’ve been talking about.” Molly stared at him for a long moment. “If we get caught, I’m telling the cops you kidnapped me and forced me into the wig.” “Fair enough. So you’re in?” She sighed dramatically. “I hate you. Yes, I’m in. But if any of those kids cries, I’m giving the presents back and pinning the whole thing on you.” Bill clapped his hands together with glee, the bells on his wrists jingling. “That’s my girl. Now help me practice my clown laugh. It needs to be terrifying but also whimsical.” Molly muttered under her breath, “I should have stayed in accounting.” The two clowns began rehearsing their routine behind the fence, completely unaware that the birthday boy in the dinosaur suit was already watching them with enormous curious eyes, juice box still clutched in one sticky fist.