Run: 2026-03-15-01KKS2R1W7J0KMDKVQ4ESP9GT1

"So we go in through the bouncy castle," Molly whispered. "The bouncy castle. You want us to crawl through a bouncy castle." "It's inflatable, Bill. It's basically a tunnel." "Filled with screaming children." "We wait until the cake comes out. Distracts them every time." "And then what? We just walk out carrying fifty wrapped presents? Happy birthday, here's an empty table?" "We put them in the piñata." "The piñata." "Nobody looks twice at a piñata, Bill. We swap it. Bring our own. Stuff the gifts inside, hoist it up, walk out like we're the entertainment." "We're not dressed as clowns." "I brought noses." "Of course you brought noses. What about the parents?" "Blind spot by the punch bowl. I've run the calculations six times." "You calculated the blind spot at a six-year-old's birthday party." "Professionals don't wing it. Now put on your nose, we've got a fourteen-minute window once the balloon animals start."