Run: 2026-03-15-01KKS2S39NBQEX1PCVJA3ZM2KD

"Molly, I'm not wearing the clown nose." "Bill, you're six foot four and built like a refrigerator. You need a disguise." "A beard isn't a disguise?" "You look like you're selling stolen TVs out of your van. Which, to be fair—" "Fine. Give me the nose." "And the wig." "Oh come on." "Curly red. It completes the illusion." "I look like Carrot Top's depressed cousin." "Perfect. Now, the target is a seven-year-old's birthday party. Backyard, bounce house, approximately twenty presents on the gift table near the fence." "Twenty presents. What's the haul look like?" "LEGO sets, a gaming console, some kind of electric scooter." "Scooter's gotta be worth three hundred alone." "Focus, Bill. I create a distraction by releasing the piñata early. While every kid storms the candy, you grab the presents and toss them over the fence to me." "What's my distraction?" "You're a clown. Make balloon animals or something." "I don't know how to make balloon animals." "Just squeak the balloons and look sad. Kids will leave you alone." "That's actually genius." "I know. Now put on the wig, Bozo. We got a party to crash."