Run: 2026-03-15-01KKS2TMCC85Y2Z48KGPZG64ZY

Molly, I need you to focus. We are stealing from a six year olds birthday party, not the Louvre. Bill, those presents are top tier. I saw the parents loading in a gaming console and what looked like a motorized scooter. A scooter. You want to go to prison over a scooter. I want financial freedom, Molly. Those little monsters get fifty presents each and appreciate none of them. We are basically redistributing joy. You are wearing a ski mask in July. We are not redistributing anything, we are committing a felony at a bounce house. The bounce house is our exit strategy. We grab the gifts, I deploy a distraction, we dive into the castle and slide out the back. What distraction? I tell them the ice cream truck caught fire. That will cause a riot, Bill. A riot is exactly what we need. While they are weeping over melted choco tacos, we are walking away with a scooter and a gaming console. This is the perfect crime. Your mom is going to be at this party. She will not recognize me. You are wearing your name tag from work. That proves nothing.