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"So we go in dressed as clowns," Bill whispered, adjusting his oversized squeaky shoes. "Clowns? Have you seen our faces? We look like convicted felons, not birthday entertainers." "It is a kid party, Molly. Kids are idiots. I will just make a balloon animal and they will forget we exist." "What are you going to make? A balloon switchblade?" "A giraffe. Obviously. Anyway, once I distract the little brats, you snag the pile by the cake." "The pile is enormous. How exactly do I carry fifty presents out the front door?" "We use the bouncy castle." "The bouncy castle." "We toss the loot inside, roll the whole thing out to the van, and deflate it on the highway. Genius, right?" "That is the dumbest plan you have ever pitched, Bill. We are going to prison." "Come on, Molly. Look at the intel. There is a PlayStation in there. A giant trampoline. We steal from kids now because adults have alarm systems. Kids have juice boxes." "Fine. But if I get pied in the face by an angry toddler, I am telling the cops you masterminded the bouncy castle heist." Molly scoffed, wiping powdered sugar from her fake red rubber nose.