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By the daycare’s flickering light, plans took shape. Bill: "You’ve got chocolate on your Al Capone hat." Molly: "So do you. Also, why are we wearing disguises for stealing Play-Doh?" Bill: "Because if we’re caught, I’m not going to jail as Bill. I’ll be ‘Action Jackson’ from now on." Molly: "Noted. So, presents are by the clown balloon arch?" Bill: "No, they’re in the ‘Prize Vault’—a kiddie pool filled with stuffed animals." Molly: "A pool? Who thought that was safe?" Bill: "Some parent’s Pinterest fail. Our advantage." Molly: "Timing’s everything. Cake time?" Bill: "7:30. We hit at 7:35 when adults are weak from sugar." Molly: "And kids are hyper from sugar?" Bill: "Exactly. Chaos is our middle name." Molly: "Or ‘disaster.’" Bill: "Same letters, same crime." Bill: "Backup plan if the kiddie pool’s a trap?" Molly: "There is none. We improvise or we improvise poorly." Bill: "Not reassuring." Molly: "Then picture your future self on a stolen tricycle, laughing maniacally." Bill: "Now I’m in. Let’s go get those presents before someone invites us to the piñata." Molly: "Deal. First one to grab a My Little Pony gets bragging rights." Bill: "I call all of them." Molly: "Greedy. That’s why you’re my partner."