Run: 2026-03-18-01KM07CKM769PVDAZADF33E9Q6

"Molly: Okay, Bill, the toddler party is tonight." "Bill: Perfect. I brought silent roller skates, like the legends." "Molly: Legends? We’re stealing presents, not escaping a museum." "Bill: Shh. The clown is doing balloon animals. We must look like confused parents." "Molly: I can do confused; I practiced in the grocery store aisle with juice boxes." "Bill: Great. I’ll be “Daddy Bill,” wearing my heroic mustache." "Molly: No mustache. That’s a beacon." "Bill: Fine. I’ll hide it under this hat shaped like a question mark." "Molly: Why is the plan always weirder?" "Bill: Because security is psychological. Kids only fear nonsense." "Molly: So we’ll grab all presents before cake time." "Bill: Yes, but shiny paper only. The rest look like homework." "Molly: Don’t insult the toys." "Bill: I never do. I insult wrapping." "Molly: Door code?" "Bill: Invitation said, “Follow the glitter.”" "Molly: Glitter leads to the living room. Then we bag everything and run." "Bill: If a child asks questions?" "Molly: We say, “Surprise delivery!”" "Bill: Works every time. Now listen—someone’s coming." "Molly: Breathe, Bill. Act normal." "Molly: If the presents are heavy, kick the box, never the kid; Bill, agree please?" "Bill: Normal is impossible. Stealing is forever."