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“Molly, tell me again why the target is a children’s party.” “Because, Bill, the grown-up parties have actual security.” “Children have security. They call it ‘aunties.’” “Noted. Still easier.” “You say ‘easier’ like you’re discussing tea.” “I am discussing tea. We’re having tea after.” “We are not having tea after we steal birthday gifts from a room full of small humans.” “Technically, they’re presents.” “Technically, that makes it worse.” “Bill, focus. The presents will be piled by the cake.” “Why do you know that?” “Because every party has the same tragic geography.” “Tragic geography?” “Yes. Cake in the middle. Presents in a corner. Adults pretending not to panic.” “And you think we can just waltz in?” “Bill, we are thieves. Waving is our whole brand.” “Our brand is not being recognized by toddlers.” “Exactly. Low profile.” “I hate that this sounds sensible.” “It is sensible.” “It is awful.” “It is profitable.” “It is sticky.” “It is brief.” “It is morally disgusting.” “It is a children’s party, Bill, not a cathedral.” “Don’t make it sound smaller.” “Fine. You carry the sack.” “I’m not carrying the sack.” “You’re always saying that.” “Because the sack always has glitter in it.” “Then wear gloves.” “Gloves with glitter are just accusations.” “Molly?” “Yes?” “Are we the bad guys?” “Only until snack time.”