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“Molly, are you sure this tiny door is for the party house, or did we pick the wrong address again?” Bill whispered. “It’s the right house. The big inflatable dinosaur is basically a beacon. Now shut up and listen—do you hear carols?” “Yeah, and I think the carols are coming from the living room with the glass chandelier. Who puts a chandelier in a kids’ party?” “People with money and questionable taste. We slip in, we grab presents, we vanish. Like professionals.” “Professionals? Molly, you called your lockpick ‘Pickles’ yesterday.” “That was an affectionate nickname. Okay, strategy: you distract the host.” “I don’t do distractions. I do sneaky breathing and suspiciously empty hands.” “Perfect. I’ll do the stealing.” “No, you’ll do the stealing and I’ll do the escaping?” “Don’t negotiate. Kids are distracted by balloons, adults by cake, and I’m both sweet and unstoppable.” “You’re not unstoppable. You got stuck in the hedge last time.” “I was practicing stealth shrubbery.” “Fine. But what if the presents are… in front of the children?” “Then we take the biggest ones first. Children love big. It’s science.” “Is it science or bribery with stolen toys?” “Both. Now, on my cue: you open the window.” “I can’t open the window. It’s locked.” “Then pick it.” “I can’t pick it. It has a baby sticker.” “Bill. Please. We’re stealing. Stop respecting stickers.”