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Molly spread a napkin over the café table and tapped a fountain pen against a sketch of the community center. “There it is,” she said. “The annual Wonder-Bear birthday spectacular.” Bill leaned in. “Why is it called that?” “Because the birthday child loves bears, wonder, and, if the flyer is honest, balloons in quantities usually reserved for weather events.” Bill squinted at the drawing. “And the presents are all in one room?” “According to the catering invoice, yes. The gifts are piled in the stage room while the magician distracts the children with a rabbit that looks deeply resigned to its career.” Bill grinned. “A room full of presents, unattended.” “Not unattended. Guarded by cupcakes, craft glue, and at least one furious parent with a label maker.” Bill folded his arms. “That’s almost worse.” Molly lowered her voice. “We are not breaking hearts here. We are performing a redistribution.” Bill pointed at her with admiration. “That is the most criminal sentence I have ever heard.” “It sounds better than theft.” “It does.” “The plan is simple.” “That’s what alarms me.” Molly ignored him. “We arrive dressed as the entertainment.” Bill blinked. “We are entertainers?” “We are now. You’ll be a balloon artist.” Bill stared. “I can’t make balloons into animals.” “You can make them into long strings of regret. Good enough.” “And you?” “A party photographer.” “I thought you hated cameras.” “I do. Which makes my disguise very convincing.” Bill rubbed his chin. “And how do we get to the gifts?” Molly’s smile sharpened. “We don’t rush. We mingle. We compliment the cake. We let the adults think we’re harmless. Then, while everyone’s watching the magician pull a small umbrella out of a shoebox, we make our move.” Bill nodded slowly. “You do understand this is a children’s party, right? Tiny people are surprisingly observant.” “Children are only observant when they’re told not to touch something.” “That’s disturbingly true.” She slid a tiny plastic badge across the table. It read EVENT STAFF in glittery letters. “Wear this.” Bill picked it up. “Where did you get this?” “From the craft store.” “You made a fake badge for a fake job.” “I prefer ‘proactive employment.’” He laughed into his coffee. “You’re impossible.” “I’m efficient.” “You’re a menace in sensible shoes.” Molly checked her watch. “We have twenty minutes before the party starts.” Bill’s expression brightened with genuine thiefly delight. “And then?” “And then,” she said, “we become the most charming people in the building.” Bill stood, adjusting his jacket. “I can do charming.” “You can do vaguely helpful.” “That’s insulting.” “It’s accurate.” He reached for the napkin map. “What if there’s a list? Parents, gifts, who brought what?” “Then we admire the list and leave it exactly where it is.” “And if someone asks our names?” Molly smiled sweetly. “You’re Nigel.” “Nigel?” “You look like a Nigel.” “I absolutely do not.” “Too late. I’m already Molly the Photographer, and you’re Nigel the Balloon Whisperer.” Bill groaned. “I hate that.” “You’ll hate prison more.” He paused at the café door, peering out at the street as if the whole world were a trap set by an overenthusiastic clown. “Molly?” “Yes?” “If this goes wrong, I want it noted that I objected to the balloon thing.” She patted his shoulder. “If it goes wrong, I’ll be the one taking the blame while you escape in the gift wrap.” Bill considered that. “That is a very specific escape strategy.” “Bill, darling, all good heists are specific.” He sighed, then smiled despite himself. “All right, partner. Let’s go rob a room full of teddy bears.” Molly lifted her chin toward the bright banner down the street, where children’s laughter drifted through the evening like confetti. “Not rob,” she said. “Liberate.” Bill opened the door for her. “Right. Liberate the presents.” Molly stepped into the sunlight, already wearing her best innocent smile. “And if anyone asks,” she said, “we were never here.”