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Molly slammed the car door shut with her elbow, juggling two coffees and a greasy bag of donuts. "Alright, Bill, I got us sugar and caffeine. Now we just need brains and cunning." Bill squinted at the glowing house across the street where a dozen kids in dinosaur costumes were running around screaming. A piñata shaped like a unicorn hung from a tree, looking suspiciously like a vault with candy instead of gold. "Brains? I had those yesterday. Cunning? That’s your department." Molly took a sip, scalding her tongue. "Ow. Damn it. Okay, new plan. We go in there like we’re parents. You, the clueless dad. Me, the frazzled mom who just wants to ‘mingle.’" Bill adjusted his tie—the only one he owned. "I play a clueless dad? I can do clueless. I once tried to parallel park for twenty minutes in front of a cop." "You’ll be fine," Molly said. "Just don’t mention the time you got arrested for ‘borrowing’ a golf cart in college." Bill’s face went pale. "You wouldn’t." "Try me. Now, once we’re inside, you create a distraction—knock over that unicorn piñata." Bill gasped. "That piñata is a child’s dream!" "Exactly. It’s guarded by emotion. Emotion is weak. Look at these cars—BMWs, Teslas, a minivan with a baby on the dash. People here have money. And money means presents. Presents mean stuff we can fence." Bill rubbed his temples. "I can’t believe I’m about to be an agent of chaos at a child’s birthday party." Molly tossed him a toy dinosaur costume from the back seat. "Here. Wear this. Instant credibility." Bill stared at the tiny orange T-rex suit. "I’m six-foot-four. I will look ridiculous." "You’ll look like a man who loves dinosaurs. Trust me, no one questions a man in a T-rex suit." She grabbed her purse, which was suspiciously shaped like a bowling ball. "Come on, Bill. We break in, we fill this bad boy with loot, and we’re out before the cake is even cut." Bill sighed as he squeezed into the costume. His knees were at his chest, and his tail kept whacking Molly in the face every time she turned. "This is the worst plan you’ve ever had." Molly adjusted her sunglasses—despite it being 7 PM. "No, remember that time you tried to rob the bakery wearing a chef’s hat? This is subtle." They started across the street. A kid in a shark costume pointed and screamed, "Mom! There’s a T-rex and a lady with sunglasses at night!" Molly waved. "Hi, honey! Fun party!" Bill whispered through his mask, which smelled like old gym socks. "We are so getting caught." Molly gripped her bowling bag purse tighter. "Not if you knock over that piñata like a pro. Then we disappear into the night with enough toys to open our own black-market daycare." Bill tripped over his own tail. "I hate this plan."