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Molly adjusted the striped beanie and whispered, “Okay, Bill, we’re stealing every present. No big deal.” Bill leaned over the fence, eyes wide. “It’s a children’s party, Molly. That’s like stealing joy.” Molly grinned. “Joy is just packaged cash with frosting.” Bill opened a tiny tool kit. “How do we even open gift wrap without making it… obvious?” Molly pointed at a vent. “We’ll use the patented Disguise of Innocent Volunteers.” Bill blinked. “That’s a real thing?” Molly said, “In our hearts. Step one: we become balloons.” Bill stared. “Step one: we become… balloons?” Molly hissed, “Shh. I already practiced. I’m buoyant. I’m harmless. I float.” Bill whispered, “You can’t float. You weigh like a cantaloupe.” Molly said, “Cantaloupes can float in cartoons.” A distant laugh echoed from the yard. Bill swallowed. “What if the birthday kid catches us?” Molly tightened her gloves. “Then we say we’re here for the magic trick. The trick is taking.” Bill nodded slowly. “That sounds morally educational.” Molly smirked. “Exactly. Now, when the cake song starts, we slip inside.” Bill said, “The cake song is going to be loud.” Molly replied, “Loud is good. It covers our crimes.” Bill asked, “Do we at least swap in cheap filler?” Molly said, “No. Full commitment. Maximum presents.” Bill sighed, “All right. Let’s be stealthy criminals and not… weird balloons.” Molly whispered, “Too late.”