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By dusk, Molly and Bill crouched behind the gazebo, watching the children’s party wobble under balloons, streamers, and an alarming amount of frosting. Somewhere inside the rented hall, a dozen presents sat in glittering piles, each wrapped with the kind of optimism only adults and toddlers could afford. Molly adjusted her black gloves, which were less stealthy than squeaky. “Simple job,” she whispered. “We slip in, charm the adults, and vanish with the loot.” Bill peered through the crack in the curtain. “Loot? Molly, they’re six-year-olds. We are robbing crayon-sized billionaires.” “Exactly,” she said. “Small hands, big gifts.” A clown near the punch bowl honked sadly at nobody in particular. Bill flinched. “I hate how festive this is.” Molly nodded toward the gift table, where a mountain of boxes glittered like a dragon’s idea of tax evasion. “Focus. We take the presents, exit through the kitchen, and no one notices.” Just then, a child shrieked with joy over a talking dinosaur toy, and both thieves froze. Bill sighed. “If that thing starts investigating, I’m confessing everything.” Molly grinned. “Relax. We’re professionals.” From inside came the squeal of more laughter, more tape ripping, more innocently terrible generosity. Molly squared shoulders. Tonight belonged to them.