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The rain tapped against the attic window like a nervous burglar tapping their own shoulder. Molly tossed a bag of gummy worms into her mouth and pulled out two purple ones, handing one to Bill, who caught it between his teeth like a seal with a fish. She wiped her hands on her hoodie and squinted at the blueprint spread across the Ping-Pong table littered with half-empty energy drinks. “Okay,” Molly said, tapping the paper with a gummi worm. “The target’s not a vault, it’s a converted gym. Security is ‘parental oversight,’ which in adult terms means ‘teachers with clipboards and zero situational awareness.’” Bill groaned and swallowed. “Parents with party bags. I hate other people’s parties almost as much as I hate my own birthday.” “Focus,” Molly snapped. “There’s a side door near the snack table. From 7:45 to 8:15, a juggler in a bear costume takes a smoke break behind the dumpster. He’s the window.” Bill frowned. “He smokes? What if he’s not allowed?” Molly threw the gummi worm wrapper at him. “Since when do you care about fire code violations during a heist? The bear doesn’t care. The bear needs nicotine.” Bill rubbed his temples. “Fine, fine. So we sneak in through the side door during smoke break, grab the presents from the ‘goodie zone,’ and vanish like magical thieves.” Molly shook her head. “Not quite. The presents aren’t in the goodie zone. They’re in the ‘prize vault’—” “Prize vault?” Bill interrupted. “Yeah, a closet with a lock. Makes sense. Parents don’t want kids finding their gifts too early. So we hijack the vault combo from the event planner’s clipboard.” Bill whistled. “You’re reading the case file.” “I’m reading everything,” Molly corrected. “The combo is on a sticky note that says ‘Spinach Dip.’” “Spinach dip? Who writes down spinach dip?” “Someone who thinks no one will look at a sticky note taped to a clipboard with ‘Spinach Dip’ written on it. Clearly, they’ve never worked security where the one thing adults care about is free food.” She pointed to a floor plan. “We wait until the clown ceremony—” “Clown ceremony?” Bill groaned. “There’s a ceremony?” “Yes, to give out the ‘Most Creative Parent’ award,” Molly said dryly. “While everyone is crying over some dad who dressed as a dragon, we unlock the vault, empty the presents into these.” She held up two oversized gym bags with leprechaun logos. Bill stared. “Leprechaun bags? Those things are smaller than my backpack.” “They stretch,” Molly said with the patience of someone explaining oxygen to a fish. “And they’re festive. Leprechaun bags won’t look suspicious during a heist. Santa sacks draw way too much attention.” Bill sighed. “So we break in, dodge the dragon dad, empty the closet, and leave with a couple of stretchy leprechaun sacks full of toys.” “Not toys,” Molly corrected. “Presents. High-end children’s presents. Remote control unicorns, Lego sets, those fancy glitter slime kits parents kill each other to buy online.” Bill’s eyes lit up. “We could sell those.” “Exactly.” Molly grinned. “We fence them through my cousin’s pawn shop. He doesn’t ask questions, just gives us cash and a side of existential dread.”