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“Molly, confirm the plan: we don’t touch the cake,” Bill whispered. “Of course we don’t touch the cake. The cake is bait. The real prizes are in the present pile,” Molly said. “Agreed. We’re stealing all the presents, not learning any lessons,” Bill replied. “Technically we’re learning a lesson: never invite us again,” Molly said. “Great, because last time the clown gave me a balloon and I accidentally apologized to it,” Bill groaned. “That’s why we’re wearing disguises. Your disguise is ‘harmless dad,’ and mine is ‘suspicious raccoon,’” Molly said. “I don’t look harmless,” Bill said. “You look like you stole a sandwich from time itself,” Molly replied. “Okay, silent steps, soft breath. No singing. You always sing,” Bill warned. “I sing under my breath,” Molly corrected. “Under your breath is still singing,” Bill said. “Fine. I will be a criminal statue,” Molly declared. “You’re already shaped like one,” Bill said. “The kid’s party will be loud,” Molly murmured. “Exactly. We use the chaos as cover. I’ll grab the big ones,” Bill said. “And I’ll take the small ones,” Molly answered. “What if there’s a watchdog?” Bill asked. “There’s a dog? I thought it was just anxiety with fur,” Molly said. “Then we distract it with the squeaky toy,” Bill said. “We don’t squeak the toy,” Molly warned. “We quietly squeak it,” Bill corrected. “That’s not quietly,” Molly said. “It’s… politely squeaky,” Bill insisted. “Just don’t set off the gift wrap alarms,” Molly said. “Those alarms are imaginary,” Bill replied. “So is your confidence,” Molly shot back. “Listen, when the music starts, you slip in. I’ll act normal,” Bill said. “You can’t act normal,” Molly replied. “I can act mildly suspicious,” Bill said. “Perfect. Now—on three,” Molly said. “Three,” Bill echoed. “One,” Molly continued. “Stop counting wrong,” Bill hissed. “Too late. We’re already stealing,” Molly said. “Alright. Stealing… gently… like burglars with manners,” Bill whispered.