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Molly: “Bill, tonight we infiltrate the children’s party.” Bill: “Relax, we’re professional. I brought my tiny crowbar and my larger confidence.” Molly: “Your confidence squeaks when you lie.” Bill: “It’s my stealth squeak. Step one: enter through the balloon corridor.” Molly: “Those balloons are booby-trapped with helium and optimism.” Bill: “Step two: distract the parent with magic.” Molly: “You can’t do magic.” Bill: “I can do disappearing cupcakes. Watch.” Molly: “Cupcakes disappear when you eat them.” Bill: “That’s the magic of hunger.” Molly: “Okay, plan B: we sing the birthday song backwards.” Bill: “Backwards? That’s just a very polite threat.” Molly: “Shh. The gifts are in the playroom.” Bill: “Playroom means toys and witnesses with sticky hands.” Molly: “No touching. We only steal presents, not innocence.” Bill: “Speak for yourself. I once stole a Lego and still feel guilty about the minifigure’s career prospects.” Molly: “Now focus. Grab the wrapped boxes, slide them into our sack, and leave the unwrapped trash behind.” Bill: “What unwrapped trash?” Molly: “The educational confidence of the parents.” Bill: “Got it. If anyone asks, we’re ‘Gift Consultants.’” Molly: “Perfect. Consultants never steal; they merely relocate joy.” Bill: “Then let’s steal all the joy, starting with the biggest train.” Molly: “On my count: three…” Bill: “Watch the frosting cannons; I’ll handle the gift wrap, Molly, quietly.” Bill: “Two…” Molly: “One—”