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Molly drummed her fingers on the steering wheel, the engine of the old getaway car idling softly. She turned to Bill, who was meticulously cleaning his fake mustache with a napkin from Burger King—leftover from their last job where he’d posed as a waiter. “Alright, genius,” Molly said, grinning. “Operation: Sticky Fingers is a go. The party’s at the Harris’ mansion tomorrow. We hit it at 7:30 when the parents are distracted with cake and clowns.” Bill sighed, tucking the mustache into his pocket. “You mean when the clown’s probably molesting the magician.” “Language,” Molly chided. “Besides, that’s the beauty of it. Every adult’s eyes will be on that tragic, balloon-animal-filled abomination, not the unlocked back porch.” Bill frowned. “What if there’s a dog?” “Oh, bless your heart. It’s a *children’s* party. The only ‘guard dog’ is Mr. Whiskers, the geriatric Persian with one tooth and a walker.” Bill rubbed his temples. “You’re impossible. And what about the kids?” Molly waved a hand. “Kids are easy. Feed ‘em sugar, turn ‘em against the clown with fake rumors about his breath smelling like pennies, and bam—instant chaos. While they’re busy pelting him with cupcakes, we’re in the garage, stuffing presents into garbage bags.” “You’re a monster.” “A *resourceful* monster,” Molly corrected. “Now, we need a signal. I was thinking if I light a cigarette, we go in. Classic.” Bill’s eyes widened. “That’s your signal? *Smoking*?” “What, you got a better idea?” “Yeah. *Not* committing arson to signal a heist.” Molly rolled her eyes. “Fine. We’ll use the squirrel. Spotter in the tree outside the den windows. When it sneezes—” “It sneezes?” “It *will* sneeze. Or… whatever. You whistle the first few bars of ‘Baby Shark’ and that’s our cue.” Bill groaned. “This plan is going to get us caught.” “We’ve planned worse.” “No. *You’ve* planned worse.”