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Molly adjusted her beanie and peered at the balloon arch. “Okay, Bill, remember: no lasers, no grand monologues, and definitely no squeaky shoes.” Bill crouched by the hedge, holding a clipboard like it was a master key. “Squeaky shoes are my brand. Besides, the plan is foolproof: we enter through the side gate, blend in as ‘mysterious helpers,’ and—” Molly cut him off. “Helpers? Bill, we’re stealing presents from a children’s party. We’re not joining a daycare committee.” Bill grinned. “Morally ambiguous daycare committee.” They inched toward the door, where a sprinkler hissed rhythmically. “Do you hear that?” Molly whispered. “That’s the sound of my anxiety evaporating.” Bill held up a tiny smoke bomb labeled “CONFETTI.” “And this is the sound of your anxiety getting arrested.” Molly blinked. “Confetti bombs are for birthdays, not crimes.” “Technically,” Bill said, “I’m confusing the universe. Now—on three.” Molly nodded. “One, two—” A toddler’s laugh erupted from inside. “Abort?” Bill asked. “No,” Molly said, “we can’t abort. We’re basically ninjas with sticky fingers.” Bill checked his bag. “I’ve got gloves, duct tape, and a decoy toy duck.” Molly smirked. “A duck? That’s your intimidation?” Bill whispered fiercely, “Quack is terrifying.” The door creaked. Molly hissed, “Quiet, Bill.” Bill whispered back, “I’m so quiet I could be a tax audit.” Molly slipped inside. “Good. Now steal all the presents—politely.” Bill followed, whispering, “Nothing says ‘polite’ like silent thievery.”