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“Tell me again why we’re robbing a children’s party,” Molly whispered, crouched behind a hedge in a tiny black mask that made her look like a furious raccoon. Bill adjusted his glove. “Because, Molly, the target is simple, the security is laughable, and the loot is glittering.” “Presents are not loot.” “Presents are exactly loot, if you steal them from people smaller than you.” “That is the worst sentence you’ve ever said.” Bill peered over the hedge at the suburban house ahead of them. “You say that every time I say anything ambitious.” From the lawn came shrieks of delighted children, the bassy thump of a party speaker, and the occasional scream of an adult trying to coax a sugar-addled six-year-old into a game involving beanbags and blindfolds. Molly frowned. “There are clowns.” “I know.” “There are two clowns.” “I know that too.” “One of them is juggling oranges.” “Efficient,” Bill said. “Why are there clowns at all?” “Children like clowns.” “Children also like not being kidnapped by their own entertainment.” Bill straightened his coat. “Focus. We’re not here for the moral implications of clowning. We’re here for the presents stacked in the sunroom.” “How do you know there are presents stacked in the sunroom?” “I read the invitation.” Molly stared at him. “You stole the invitation.” “Yes.” “You stole a birthday invitation.” “Only to gather intelligence.” “You could have just asked me. I know a child. Children talk.” “They also lie.” “So do you.” Bill placed a hand on his chest, offended. “I am wounded.” A burst of laughter rolled from the yard as a boy in a paper crown launched himself into a pile of balloons and disappeared with a squeak. Molly looked toward the house. “What’s the plan?” Bill smiled the smile that usually meant trouble, paperwork, or both. “We enter through the kitchen disguised as catering.” “Disguised as what catering? We’re carrying a crowbar and you’ve got an entire lockpick set in your sock.” “I have a very freelance relationship with food service.” “We are not catering.” “We are, however, delivering cupcakes.” “Where are the cupcakes?” Bill held up an empty plastic tray. Molly blinked. “That’s nothing.” “It’s a prop.” “That’s a tray.” “It’s a convincing tray.” “It’s a dirty tray.” Bill lowered his voice. “Molly, trust me. Adults at children’s parties are desperate. If we walk in with a tray and a look of mild exhaustion, they will assume we belong there.” “You do have a look of mild exhaustion.” “And you have the face of a woman who has baked under pressure.” “I have never baked under pressure.” “You look like you could.” Molly sighed. “This is insane.” Bill tapped his watch. “We’ve got eleven minutes until the present-opening ceremony. Once the wrapping paper starts flying, no one will notice two overqualified thieves slipping into the sunroom.” “And if they do?” “We panic creatively.” “That’s your backup plan?” “It has never failed me.” “Bill, your backup plan once involved a ferret.” “The ferret was impressive.” “It bit a bishop.” “The bishop was suspicious.” They both watched a balloon arch wobble in the wind like an indecisive rainbow. Molly rubbed her hands together. “Fine. We go in, we take the presents, we leave.” Bill grinned. “That’s the spirit.” “And if I find one gift labeled for a dog, I’m opening it first.” “You have to respect the hierarchy.” “What hierarchy?” “The dog is clearly the birthday child’s most trusted ally.” Molly snorted. “You’re ridiculous.” “And yet,” Bill said, offering his arm toward the side gate, “history will remember us.” Molly took a breath, then hooked her arm through his. “If history remembers us at a children’s party, I’m blaming you.” “As always.” They slipped toward the house as a chorus of tiny voices counted down to cake, the clowns applauded themselves, and the sunroom full of presents waited behind an unlocked sliding door, bright as temptation.