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The rain drummed a lazy rhythm against the awning of the empty ice cream truck parked behind the community center. Molly wiped mascara smudges from under her eyes with the back of a glitter nail and exhaled through her nose, sending a strand of neon pink hair slithering off her cheek. "Okay," she said, "repeat back to me the single most important rule of tonight’s operation." Bill—hoodie up, sleeve stretched over his right hand like a sad, tattooed mitten—glanced up from the folded schematic of the community-center layout he’d lifted from the janitor’s office. "That we do not, under any amount of existential duress or the promise of free balloon animals, get roped into performing for the kids." "Damn right," Molly snapped her fingers twice, crisp like a school principal calling roll. "No kazoos, no face paint, no ventriloquist acts. We’re the ghost caterers who vanished the piñata. Take the presents and split before the parents realize the entire holiday has been outsourced to a gang of criminals." Bill nodded so hard his hoodie’s drawstrings tick-tacked against his jaw. "Got it. In and out like a couple of ninjas who forgot to train." "Ninjas who packed a burlap sack and a pair of industrial scissors," Molly added, tapping the black gym bag at her feet—bulging, crinkling, suspiciously rustly. "Scissors for the wrapping paper, burlap for the haul. Classic. Timeless. The plot of at least three children’s books no parent will ever read to their toddler again." Bill shifted the schematic onto his lap. "What’s the kind of rooms we’re hitting again?" "The craft corner’s basically the treasure vault. Glitter everywhere, half-finished paper crowns on long tables, and a legit adult-sized present assembly line. Meanwhile, the big ballroom’s got the cakes that haven’t been eaten yet and a mountain of gift bags they’re still stuffing. I figure we hit both at once—" "Through—" "Through the staff door, past the kitchen, and up the back stairs. You take the craft corner while I mop up the ballroom. We rendezvous at the supply closet in nine minutes tops. If the clown car shows up early, we improvise by hiding inside a giant inflatable Santa. It’s right by the exit, so it’s basically a getaway sled." Bill squinted at the clock. "The clown car’s irrelevant. Clowns can’t schedule. Also, the supply closet’s full of cleaning fluids." "Exactly. Cleaning fluids repel moral fiber. Excellent booby trap if anyone’s still moral when we get there." Molly zipped the gym bag halfway, then stopped. "You brought the—" "Distraction switch? Yes. Little device I nicked at the thrift store. Plug it into any outlet, hit the big red button, and every smoke detector in the building turns into a tiny disco ball for exactly sixty seconds. Loud enough to cover our irregular footsteps, pretty enough to keep the kids staring at the ceiling instead of the floor." Molly grinned, teeth gleaming under the sodium streetlamp. "Bill, you magnificent disaster, you’re hired." He tucked the schematic into his hoodie pocket. "Where do we sell the loot afterward?" "Caucasian grandma at the farmers’ market in Montclair. She pays in organic juice coupons and lifetime discounts on ethically sourced bean sprouts. We’ll be like the anti-Santa for one night only, baby." Bill checked the coast one last time—empty cul-de-sac, one flickering streetlamp, no cops, no parents herding toddlers. "Let’s move before someone decides to throw a theme-party fundraiser for strays and single dads." Molly hoisted the gym bag onto her shoulder. "After you, Ghost Nomad." They crept toward the community-center back door, shoulders hunched, hearts loud enough to outshine even the approaching disco smoke alarms.