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Rain drummed on the awning above the dingy alley where Molly hunched over a crayon-scribbled map taped to a dumpster. Molly: “You really think a castle bounce house is stable enough for the escape?” Bill: “It’s engineered to withstand tiny, sugar-fueled tornadoes. It’ll hold. Probably.” Molly: “Probably? Our getaway plan depends on a plastic monarchy.” Bill: “Relax. In and out during the piñata. Chaos, distraction, grab the gift mountain near the clown throne.” Molly: “And if Timmy’s cousin spots us?” Bill: “Then we gift-wrap him and say he won a prize.” Molly: “I still don’t get why we’re robbing six-year-olds.” Bill: “Because no one ever suspects the balloon animals. Besides—those gifts are top-shelf. Remote-control dinosaurs, glitter slime labs. Rich kid birthday. Catered unicorn cake.” Molly: “That cake has a *horn*. How is that practical?” Bill: “It’s symbolic. Like our moral decline.” Molly: “You think they have good loot?” Bill: “I saw a gift tag say ‘To Timmy, From Santa (Again).’ That’s at least three gift layers deep.” Molly: “So we go in disguised as party staff?” Bill: “You’ll be ‘Aunt Linda.’ I’m ‘Uncle Bob’ with a fake mustache and a broken kazoo.” Molly: “Why the kazoo?” Bill: “It’s a key part of the emotional misdirection.” Molly: “You just want to play ‘Yakety Sax’ during the heist.” Bill: “It’s not a heist without a proper soundtrack.” Molly: “Fine. But if I get puked on by a unicorn cake, I’m cutting you out of the cut.” Bill: “Deal.”