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Molly adjusted her tiara, which read *“Birthday Queen”* in glitter, while Bill fidgeted with a balloon shaped like a frowning unicycle. “You’re supposed to *look* excited,” she hissed, motioning toward the bounce house spewing confetti. “Not like you’ve never stolen six hundred dollars’ worth of toddler toys before.” Bill mopped sweat from his brow, his costume—piñata stripes and a disproportionate sombrero—swishing like a jailhouse fashion disaster. “What if someone spots us? Kids recognize voices. Or… or the cake’s rigged with alarms?” Molly rolled her eyes, slathering artificial tan over her goatee. “Relax. The parents are too busy snapping selfies with the balloon artist to notice a piñata walking off with a Jake and the Never Land Pirates DVD. Now, follow the ‘Special Surprise’ sign. Target’s under the bouncy castle—glittery box, blue ribbon.” A toddler plowed into Bill, clutching a half-eaten cupcake. “Are you the magic man?” she bleated, smearing jam on his cheek. “Y-yeah! Watch this!” Bill yanked the unicycle balloon, triggering a hiss and a limp noodle of a deflating snake. Molly dragged him away. “Stick to the plan. When the clown starts his ‘Big Surprise,’ we grab the gifts and vanish before someone realizes the piñata’s already been burst.” Bill adjusted his sombrero, eyeing a parent dragging a disco ball. “What if we get stuck in the bounce house with a mascot?” “Then you’re gonna have the worst career day ever,” Molly muttered, as the clown wheeled out a glitter cannon.