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Molly crouched behind a inflatable dragon, her neon wig slipping over one eye as she signaled to Bill, who was attempting to hotwire the motion sensor on a bouncy castle. “This is *supposed* to be fun, right?” Bill muttered, squinting at the blinking lights like they were a cryptic riddle. Molly elbowed him into silence just as a toddler barreled past, clutching a rainbow Nerf枪 that discharged a squirty sponge. “We’re stealing toys, not joining the damn circus,” she whispered, adjusting her tiara-shaped walkie-talkie. Bill’s plan involved a fog machine and a dozen stolen party horns for cover, though he’d accidentally set off the sprinklers instead, drenching three parents who’d been mid-chant of *Happy Birthday*. Molly used a grappling hook to snatch gift baskets from ceiling rafters while Bill babbled reassurances to a giggling kindergartener who’d mistaken him for Santa’s less-successful cousin. “Left or right?” she asked, balancing on a cake table as confetti cannons erupted. “Left!” Bill yelled, then winced. She kicked the anchor lever, sending a wave of Mylar balloons and stolen LEGO sets tumbling into their duffel bag. As they fled through a piñata-strewn lawn, Molly tossed Bill a noisy party favor. “For the encore.” He facepalmed as it started spinning like a human-sized top.