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Molly leaned against the van, twirling a lockpick between her fingers. “Alright, Bill. The party starts at three. We get in through the back, hit the gift table, and vanish before the piñatas hit the floor.” Bill adjusted his tie, which was patterned with cartoon dinosaurs. “Vanish? Molly, there’s going to be *forty* kids. One with a puppet that screams if you breathe on it. Another who’s allergic to everything, including shadow.” “It’s a *disguise*,” Molly said, tossing him a neon green vest emblazoned with *HYPNOTIC HUGS STAFF*. “We’re ‘party volunteers.’ You’ll be too busy handing out stickers to notice we’re stuffing blowup unicorns with loot.” Bill stared at the vest. “I look like a nebulizer explosion.” “You’ll blend in perfectly. Now, the plan: I’ll distract the clown. You disable the laser grid.” “The *laser grid*?” “The bounce house. It’s got motion sensors. Trip one, and the whole block gets a TikTok of ‘Clown Fiesta’ playing on loop.” Bill gaped. “You’re telling me high-tech thieves are robbing a *bouncy castle*?” “It’s a *Fort Knox for toddlers*,” Molly hissed. “You think those ‘Build-A-Bear’ vouchers in the gift basket just grow on trees? They’re liquid gold in coupon form.” A car pulled into the party venue. Bill yanked his vest straight. “What about the K9 unit?” Molly snorted. “That’s a kid with a Chihuahua. I’ve got a treat in my pocket bigger than her skull.” “I meant the *security guys*. The ones with the ‘No Pranks’ signs. The ones who *wink at each other* when the cake truck arrives.” “They’re hired help. We hit during the ‘Magic Show’ intermission. Thirty seconds between tricks. You grab the gifts. I grab the magician’s wand—it’s got a GPS chip in it.” Bill nodded, then frowned. “Wait, why do we need the wand?” “Client wants it. Said it’s got ‘sentimental value.’ Just. Don’t. Let. The. Kids. See. You. *Flinch.*” A scream echoed from the venue. Bill paled. “That’s the scream puppet! They’re onto us!” Molly shoved him toward the rear door. “It’s the pre-party test. Now, remember: if you get cornered, say ‘Surprise!’ and run. It’s universally confusing.” They crept toward the backyard. A banner read *HAPPY 6TH BIRTHDAY, PRINCE FERB!*. Bill whispered, “What if we get caught?” Molly paused, hand on the door. “Then we’ll tell them we’re from the ‘Department of Party Permits.’ It’s a thing. I’ll show you my ID… after I sock you for being a paranoid weenie.” Inside, a DJ played *Baby Shark*. Bill crouched behind a table stacked with inflatable swords. “I can’t do this. I’m a *night* thief. I rob museums while people sleep. Not this… this *glitter warzone*.” Molly adjusted her wig—an asymmetrical bob that made her look like a particularly savvy penguin. “Bill, the only thing you need to fear is a kid named Trevor who thinks he’s a ninja. Now, *on the count of three*, you grab the gifts. Got it?” Bill hesitated, then whispered, “What if the gifts are… alive?” Molly blinked. “What?” “The presents! What if they’re… talking? Or bouncing out of the boxes? I read that some parties use ‘interactive’ toys now.” Molly stared at him. “Bill. It’s a *kid’s party*. The worst thing in that gift pile is a mold-makeup set. Now *move*.” As Molly slipped inside, Bill muttered, “I’m quitting after this. Next heist: let’s rob a library. Quiet. Dusty. No surprise bounce houses.” But Molly was already gone, leaving him alone with a table of party hats and the distinct feeling he’d forgotten something… vital. Like why he’d agreed to this in the first place.