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"Bill, are you insane? A kids’ birthday party? With clowns and piñatas and sticky little gremlins?" "Exactly. Chaos, Molly. Pure chaos. No one’s watching the loot when a three-year-old’s having a meltdown over cake." "They’ll have parents. Aunts. Overbearing uncles with grills and judgment." "Then we go as caterers. I’ll wear a hat. You wear a name tag that says ‘Hi, I’m Not Stealing Your Presents.’" "They’ll notice five hundred dollars’ worth of toys just… gone." "Not if we replace them with Monopoly money!" "That’s not even the same emotional value, Bill. Kids want ponies, not fake cash." "Fine, we swap them with expired coupons. Nobody reads the fine print." "Bill, we’re not stealing from a bank. We’re stealing from children. Morally, we’ve hit a new low. Even for us." "Look, I saw the invite—‘Bring your most expensive gift.’ It’s a target-rich environment. And if we’re real heroes, we donate half." "To who? A charity for emotionally scarred toddlers?" "See? You’re already getting into the spirit. Meet me at the party van at five. Wear something festive." "Only if I can bring a juice box." "Only if it’s spiked."