Run: 2026-03-25-01KMJ8GY7CE68MZRTPWTKSWKTV

“Bill, this is the dumbest plan you’ve ever had. And remember the gold-plated penguin fiasco?” “It’s genius, Molly. Kids’ parties—zero security, maximum distraction. Clowns, chaos, a bouncy castle the size of Cleveland.” “And how do we explain why two grown adults in ski masks are digging through gift-wrapped Barbies?” “We’re undercover. Cousins of the birthday boy. Tragic backstory. Car broke down. Emotional support stealing.” “They’re five, Bill. They don’t care!” “Exactly! They’ll think we’re weird uncles. Which, morally, we kind of are now.” “You brought a duffel bag labeled ‘Presents – Do Not Open’?” “It boosts morale.” “And the getaway? We’re not driving the shopping cart again.” “No, no—this time, I rented a pony.” “A *pony*?” “Small, quiet, blends in. Also comes with a tiny hat.” “You rented a pony… with a hat?” “For ambiance!” “And if the parents ask questions?” “We cry. Loudly. About lost childhood dreams. Works every time.” “This feels wrong.” “It’s not stealing, Molly. It’s redistributing joy. With snacks.” “And the cake?” “Leave the cake. Never fight a child for cake. I learned that in Milwaukee.” “Fine. But if I get attacked by a piñata, I’m blaming you.” “Noted. Now, are you ready to break into the circus of screaming tiny dictators?” “Only if I get the Power Rangers set.” “Deal.”