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Molly: “You’re telling me we’re breaking into a birthday party? For kids?” Bill: “Exactly. Chaos, zero security, and a piñata full of cash? It’s a gold mine in clown form.” Molly: “So we dress as clowns?” Bill: “Nah, too suspicious. We go as disappointed uncles. Bring cheap beer. Lean against the minivan.” Molly: “I don’t know how to act like a disappointed uncle.” Bill: “Just breathe through your mouth and sigh a lot. Classic Uncle Dave energy.” Molly: “When’s the present opening?” Bill: “Ten minutes after cake, when everyone’s sugar-crashing and sticky. We swoop in during the ‘musical statues’ disaster.” Molly: “And if the parents ask what we’re doing?” Bill: “Say we’re with Child Protective Services. Bring clipboards. Kids love authority figures with clipboards.” Molly: “And the loot?” Bill: “Dump the gifts in the bounce house, climb in after. Bounce our way out.” Molly: “You’re insane.” Bill: “I’m inspired. Also, I already ordered the ‘Uncle Bubba’ name tags.” Molly: “Do we at least leave a balloon animal?” Bill: “Only if it’s filled with smoke pellets.” Molly: “Fine. But if I get glitter in my boots, I’m blaming you and that piñata.” Bill: “Worth it. Nothing says professional theft like stealing from people who still believe in Santa.” Molly: “That’s actually kind of sad.” Bill: “No, Molly. It’s *efficient*.”