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Molly leaned back in her creaky chair, twirling a lock of cherry-red hair around her finger. The flickering bulb above the cluttered warehouse table cast shadows over her blueprint of a suburban backyard. "Alright, Bill. The tree’s under the patio umbrella. Presents are stacked in a rainbow. Our window’s between the bounce house and the piñata. Simple in, simple out." Bill adjusted his wire-rimmed glasses, squinting at the blueprint. "Wait, wait—rainbow *stacked*? You’re telling me there’s a fucking *color scheme* involved here? I thought we were robbing a house, not planning a damn wedding." "Focus," Molly snapped, tossing him a pair of neon-green gloves. "Disguises are key. You’re the overly enthusiastic party clown. I’m the mom who brought ‘diapers’ but really brought Tanner’s getaway van. Keep the kids distracted with balloon animals or whatever it is you do." "I don’t *do* balloon animals," Bill muttered, stuffing the gloves into his pocket. "I do… spreadsheets. I once turned my uncle’s garage sale into a Microsoft Excel tutorial. Kids might not be into that." Molly groaned. "Just juggle the damn cupcakes. The real work’s on my end. I’ll disable the security system—motion sensors, cameras, that obnoxious ‘Happy Birthday’ fog machine—" "Wait, there’s a fog machine?" Bill’s voice climbed an octave. "Why would anyone need a fog machine for a *seven-year-old’s* party?" "Maybe the parents are secret rockstars," Molly said, shrugging. "Point is, I’ll handle tech. You handle… whatever non-technical things you handle. Just don’t let the kids near the tree. And for God’s sake, *don’t* try to befriend the puppy." "The puppy’s in on this?" "Yes, Bill, the puppy’s the *inside man*. Now shut up and eat your ‘mission briefing’ sandwich." She slid a PB&J across the table. Bill took a bite, then froze. "Molly. What if there’s a *kid* attached to the presents? Like, the actual birthday boy? You can’t just yank his toys mid-party." "Relax. The kid’s getting a new PS5 tomorrow. We’re just… redistributing. Besides, he’ll be too busy chasing the decoy drone I programmed to look like a giant, flying cupcake." "A *cupcake*?" "Tastes like guilt," she said, grinning. "Now suit up. We leave in ten." --- Ten minutes later, Bill stood in Molly’s doorway, sweat soaking through his clown shirt. His red wig slid over one eye. "I look like I just escaped a mental hospital. How’s your ‘mom’ costume?" Molly emerged in a sleek black jacket, a diaper pack strapped to her hip. "I’m leaning into the chaos. You just need to be loud and ridiculous. Oh, and *don’t* mention the balloon animal incident of ’03." "The one where I accidentally created a社会主义 commune in Arizona?" "Top secret. Now move your ass. The cupcakes juggling itself." Outside, the suburban yard buzzed with laughter and the thump of a ukulele. Bill gulped. "Molly, what if they *recognize* me?" "You’re a ghost, Bill. A *clown*. Now go make some noise." He shuffled toward the bounce house, tripped over a garden gnome, and face-planted into a tray of cupcakes. Molly facepalmed. *This is gonna be a long night.*