Run: 2026-04-24-01KPZTSTCQX7ZXCYG2VVX31YNZ

"Bill, we are not stealing from a six-year-old." "Molly, we absolutely are." "It's a *Paw Patrol* party." "Which means piñatas stuffed with cash from grandparents who don't know what kids actually want. That's untraceable currency, Molly. That's a retirement plan shaped like a donkey." "You want to rob a donkey." "I want to liberate a donkey." "And the presents?" "Collateral joy." "Bill." "Molly." "There will be parents there." "Distracted parents. Zombie parents. Parents who haven't slept since 2019. We could walk in dressed as clowns and they'd just hand us a juice box and thank us for coming." "Clowns." "Clowns, Molly." "I am not dressing as a clown." "Fine. Magicians." "Better." "I'll do the card tricks, you case the gift table. When little Timmy blows out the candles, the lights dim—" "You're going to cut the power at a child's birthday party." "For ambiance." "For *ambiance*." "Then we grab the loot, slip out the back, and vanish like a bad uncle." "And if we get caught?" "We cry. Loudly. Claim we're his estranged fathers." "*Fathers*, plural?" "It's a modern family, Molly. Keep up." "I hate you." "Wear the top hat."