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Molly spread the blueprints across the coffee table, weighing down the corners with half-empty coffee mugs and a suspiciously sticky juice box. "Alright, Bill. The target is located at 42 Sycamore Lane. Security is minimal but unpredictable." Bill squinted at the papers. "Molly, these are crayon drawings." "They're intelligence reports." "This one's a stegosaurus." "That's the perimeter guard," Molly said, tapping it. "Focus, Bill. We're looking at a six-year-old's birthday party. Tommy Pemberton. Turns seven on Saturday. His grandmother is a *venture capitalist*." Bill whistled. "So we're talking premium gifts." "We're talking LEGO sets still in shrink wrap. We're talking the new Nintendo. We're talking, dare I say it, *Magna-Tiles*." "Dear God." "I know." Bill leaned back, scratching his chin. "What's the plan? We go in hot?" "We go in *dressed as clowns*." "Absolutely not." "Bill—" "I told you after the retirement home job, I'm never putting on a red nose again." Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. "Fine. You can be the magician. I'll be the clown." "Why do *you* get to be the clown?" "Because I have the range, Bill." He grumbled but nodded. "Okay. So we get in as entertainment. Then what?" "Then, during the pinata, when every kid is watching that papier-mâché donkey take the beating of its life, we slip into the gift pile and load everything into a garbage bag." "Won't the parents notice two entertainers hauling off a sack of presents?" "That's the beauty of it," Molly said, her eyes gleaming. "We tell them it's part of the act. We're going to *make the presents disappear*." "And reappear?" "In our van." Bill grinned. "You magnificent lunatic. What about the mother? She runs a book club, which means she's ruthless." "I've been studying her Instagram. She'll be distracted by the charcuterie board. I sent her a Pinterest link yesterday with a fake account. She's spiraling. She's thinking about adding figs." "You monster." "I do what I must." "What about dad?" "Dad is a non-factor. He'll be grilling. Men who grill enter a trance state. You could steal his shoes and he'd just keep flipping burgers." Bill nodded solemnly. "Science." "Now, the extraction. We exit through the back gate at precisely 2:47, right when the sugar crash hits the kids. They'll be too busy crying about their slice size to notice anything." "And if a kid spots us?" Molly's face went stony. "We hand them a balloon animal and walk away. No child has ever pursued a man holding a balloon giraffe. It's primal." Bill folded his arms. "One question. Why are we doing this? We hit a bank last month. We've got money." Molly looked at him, her eyes misty. "Because, Bill. When I was seven, nobody came to my birthday. Nobody brought presents. And now?" She clenched her fist. "Now, every child's birthday belongs to me." Bill stared. "That's the saddest villain origin story I've ever heard." "Pack the clown shoes, Bill."