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"Molly, we are not stealing from a six-year-old." "We're stealing from a six-year-old's *guests*, Bill. Totally different crime." "Oh, well, when you put it that way—no, it's still terrible." "The invitation said 'no gifts over fifty dollars.' Do you know what that means?" "That the parents are reasonable?" "It means at least twenty kids showing up with fifty-dollar presents. That's a grand. In wrapping paper. Sitting on a folding table. Next to a sheet cake." "There's going to be a clown, Molly." "Clowns are a distraction. We use the clown." "I'm not 'using' a clown." "Fine. You be the clown." "Absolutely not." "Bill, you already own the shoes." "Those are orthopedic!" "Exactly. Built-in disguise." "What's our exit strategy? A bounce house?" "Funny you should say that." "Molly." "The bounce house deflates in forty seconds. We roll it up, presents inside, walk out like party rental guys." "And the birthday boy?" "Gets the gift of resilience. Priceless, really. We're doing him a favor." "You are a monster." "I'm a professional." "Fine. But I'm not honking a nose." "You'll honk the nose, Bill." "...I'll honk the nose."