Run: 2026-04-24-01KPZV5ZXC5DV9XQSXC7GMNSG9

"Bill, we are not stealing from children." "Molly, we are absolutely stealing from children." "They're seven." "Seven-year-olds get iPads now. Do you know what an iPad costs?" "I'm aware of iPad pricing, Bill." "Then you understand the opportunity." "I understand you've lost your mind. What's the plan, exactly? Rappel through the skylight during pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey?" "Don't be ridiculous. We go in through the clown." "Through the clown." "I am the clown, Molly. I've already got the nose." "You bought a nose?" "I committed. That's what separates us from amateurs." "What separates us from amateurs is not robbing a birthday party, Bill." "Her name is Madison and she's turning eight, and her father is a hedge fund monster who deserves this." "Oh, so now it's a Robin Hood situation." "It's a Robin Hood situation with juice boxes." "And me? What am I supposed to do?" "Magician's assistant. Sequined leotard. Big smile." "Absolutely not." "Molly, there's a PlayStation in that goodie bag lineup. I saw the registry." "...What color leotard?" "That's my girl." "I hate you." "You'll love the getaway. I rented a bounce house." "Bill." "It deflates into a duffel bag."