Run: 2026-04-24-01KPZV7YNRANGXZN3J6114WMKZ

"We're stealing from children, Bill. Say it out loud. It sounds worse out loud." "It sounds fine." "It sounds like a felony with frosting on it." "Molly, these aren't children. These are the spoiled offspring of a hedge fund manager. Last year's party had a petting zoo and a DJ named Kronos." "Kronos?" "Kronos." "Fine. What's the plan?" "I go in as the magician. You're my lovely assistant." "Absolutely not." "You're my surly assistant." "Better." "I distract them with the disappearing rabbit routine. You load the presents into the van while they're gasping." "What if the rabbit actually disappears?" "Then we've got bigger problems." "What about the parents?" "Open bar in the gazebo. They'll be face-down in the guacamole by three." "And the birthday kid?" "Turning eight. Name's Tarquin." "Tarquin deserves this." "Now you're getting it." "What if a kid cries, Bill? I can't handle crying." "You robbed a bank last March." "Adults! Adults crying is funny. Kids crying is a war crime." "Then don't look at them." "Don't look at the children. Great moral framework." "Molly." "I'm in. But if there's a clown, I'm leaving." "There's definitely a clown." "Damn it."