Run: 2026-04-24-01KPZV8WD0H1Y1409JVRTRQG8E

"Molly, I'm telling you, we hit the piñata first." "Bill, we are not hitting the piñata." "It's a distraction! Candy everywhere, kids scrambling, nobody's watching the gift table." "The gift table is literally our target. You want to bury it in Smarties?" "Fine. What's your plan, genius?" "We go in as entertainers. You're the clown, I'm the magician." "Why do I have to be the clown?" "Because you already have the shoes, Bill." "These are orthopedic!" "They're size seventeen and red." "...Okay, fair. So I clown around, you magic the presents into a bag?" "Exactly. Classic misdirection. 'Is this your card?' Poof, the Nintendo Switch is gone." "What about the parents?" "Sheet cake. Nobody suspects a man holding sheet cake." "That's beautiful. What if someone asks who hired us?" "Aunt Linda." "There's always an Aunt Linda." "Statistically, yes." "And the escape?" "Ice cream truck. Parked out back, engine running, jingle muted." "Molly, you thought of everything." "Almost. Bill, please, for the love of God, do not eat the cupcakes this time." "That was one heist—" "You went into a sugar coma in a bouncy castle." "I said I was sorry."