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"Alright," Molly whispered, spreading a crumpled napkin on the park bench. "The target is 342 Maple Lane. Birthday party for a six-year-old. Codename: 'Operation Sprinkles.'" Bill squinted at the napkin, which was covered in what appeared to be ketchup diagrams. "A kid's party? Seriously? What's the score? A few plastic trucks? A juice box?" "Don't be naive, Bill. Intelligence suggests a significant haul. A Play Palace Mega-Dungeon, three LEGO sets, a remote-controlled dinosaur, and—this is the prize—a genuine, glitter-filled, battery-operated singing unicorn." "A unicorn," Bill repeated flatly. "It sings. It glitters. It has a market value. Focus!" Molly tapped the ketchup map. "Entry is at 2:00 PM, peak chaos during musical chairs. That's when we move." "Musical chairs? So we just... sit down?" "Exactly. We blend. You'll wear the spare clown wig from the trunk. I'll pose as a caterer delivering the 'special' cake." "The one we're eating?" "The one we're *carrying*. It's a decoy. Listen closely: Phase one, distraction. You'll trip near the balloon animal station. While they're laughing at the 'clumsy new clown,' I slip into the present pile." "Trip? How?" "Stumble dramatically. Perhaps fall into the punch bowl. Create a scene." "I don't want to get sticky." "Bill, the fate of the glitter-unicorn rests on your willingness to be sticky. This is non-negotiable." "Fine. What's in the decoy cake?" "Vanilla, mostly. With a layer of instant mashed potatoes in the middle." "Why?" "Because when the mother cuts into it expecting funfetti, the texture will confuse and dismay her. That buys us approximately forty-five seconds of stunned silence." "That's... evil." "It's professional." Molly slid a small, garbled diagram forward. "Phase two: The extraction. You'll create a diversion with the dinosaur." "By driving it into the clown car?" "By driving it into the *bouncy castle*. While everyone is rescuing deflated reptile and children, you load the haul into the wagon disguised as a giant stroller." "A giant stroller. For the giant babies." "For the presents, Bill. Then we saunter out with the other parents, looking tired and sensible. Simple." "It sounds insane. What's our exit strategy if the six-year-old spots us?" "Offer him a slice of mashed-potato cake. His brain will short-circuit. Now, your cue is when the mom brings out the unicorn. It will start singing 'You Are My Sunshine.' That's our signal. The louder it sings, the more cover we have." "And if it's a sad, quiet version?" "Then we improvise. Maybe cause a minor frosting-related incident." "You're enjoying this, aren't you?" "It's a challenge, Bill. The security is emotional, the defenses are chaotic, and the loot is whimsical. It's the perfect job." She folded the ketchup napkin. "We're in. We take the unicorn, the Mega-Dungeon, and one LEGO set for good measure. We leave the dinosaur; it's too conspicuous." "Right. No dinosaur. So we're really doing this." "We're really doing this. Now, practice your trip. And for heaven's sake, look more pathetic. You're a clown who just learned his dog ran away." Bill practiced a wobbly, sad walk. "Like this?" "Less like you're in pain, more like you're confused by gravity. And Bill?" "Yeah?" "Don't eat the cake. It's not cake." "Mashed potatoes and glitter-unicorn money. What a world."