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"Are we really doing this?" Bill whispered. "It's a total goldmine," Molly replied. "It's a little kid's birthday party." "Exactly. Zero security, low threat level, massive yield." "They're children!" "Children who get spoiled with extremely expensive electronics. Do you know what a modern console goes for on the secondary market?" "We still have to get past the bouncy castle." "I've got the aerial entry mapped out. You hit the snack table, create a loud diversion." "What kind of diversion?" "Just knock over the juice boxes. When the moms rush for paper towels, I repel down from the ceiling fan." "Rappelling? In a suburban living room?" "It's a tactical insertion. Grab the wrapped presents, stuff them in the loot sack, and we vanish before the clown finishes his balloon animal routine." "What if the clown fights back?" "Clowns are strictly civilians. Besides, I have the tactical pepper spray." "What if a kid starts crying?" "You grab the Lego set, I'll grab the designer doll, and we meet at the getaway van. Stop overthinking the collateral damage." "I just never thought I'd have to suplex a toddler for a Barbie Dreamhouse." "Desperate times, Billy. Now zip up your ninja turtle ski mask."