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Molly unrolled the blueprint across the park bench. It was a sticky, crayon-smeared page from a coloring book. "This," she whispered, tapping a circle drawn around a lopsided pony, "is the target. Henderson's backyard. Saturday. 2 p.m." Bill peered over her shoulder, munching a stolen baby carrot. "A children's party? Molly, our reputation is heisting casinos, not swiping a stack of 'My Little Pony' playsets." "The security is genius, Bill. The parents are distracted by cake. The kids are sugar-zombified. The loot is untouched." She pointed with the carrot. "We enter disguised. We blend. We extract the pile, and we're gone before 'Happy Birthday' is sung." "Disguised as what? We're in our forties." "We are Party Pete," Molly said, holding up a cheap, plastic nose and mustache combo. "And Princess Fiona," she added, brandishing a blue wig. Bill stared. "Absolutely not." "The payout is enormous. High-end toy retail value. Plus, we grab the leftovers from the snack table." Bill's eyes glazed over. "The... snack table?" "Microwaved pigs in a blanket. Mini pizzas. Those little juice boxes that are 90% sugar and rage." He swallowed hard. "Fine. What's the approach? I'm not using a grappling hook into a bouncy castle again." "We go through the side gate. You'll provide the diversion." "What kind of diversion?" Molly smiled. "You'll be a 'funny clown.' You'll entertain them with balloon animals and jokes while I extract the gifts from the designated 'Presents Corner'." Bill looked horrified. "Clown? I don't do clown. What's my material?" "You'll figure it out. Just be whimsical. I'll be the 'Face Painting Lady.' No one questions the face painter. They just see a flurry of glitter and sparkles and hand you their wallet." "This is humiliating." "This is stealth. Now, the main obstacle." She pointed to a section of the yard. "The dog. A golden retriever named Captain Chaos." "So we sneak past him?" "We do not. We pacify him." Molly produced a ziplock bag of peanut butter bones from her pocket. "You bought dog treats? For a crime?" "I'm a professional." She tucked them away. "The plan is simple. I bribe the hound. You, as the clown, distract the adults. I load the loot into my reinforced diaper bag." "Your what?" "It holds twenty pounds and looks innocuous. You then create a final ruckus, we exit during the chaos of the cake cutting, and we vanish." Bill rubbed his temples. "And if someone asks who we are?" "We're the 'Party Helpers' hired by the mom. She's so overwhelmed she won't question two extra hands. We've got the aprons." He sighed, a long, defeated sound. "Fine. But I'm drawing the line at face painting. I'm drawing the line at being a clown who face paints." Molly nodded. "Of course. That's my job. Your job is just the clowning." "What if a kid asks me to make a giraffe?" "Tell them you only do dogs. It's your tragic clown backstory." Bill cracked a grudging smile. "Okay. That's... actually funny. One last thing." "What?" "The juice boxes. We get first pick, right? I want the apple. Not the fruit punch. Fruit punch is chaos in a carton." "Deal. Apple for you, whatever's left for me." She rolled up the coloring book. "Saturday. Be there at 1:45. Don't be late. The piñata comes out at 3." Bill stood up, straightening his jacket. "A children's party. We've hit rock bottom." Molly grinned, her eyes gleaming. "We've hit *fun* bottom. Now go practice your jokes. And for God's sake, don't do the one about the priest and the rabbi." "Right. Too edgy for a six-year-old's birthday." "Exactly. Keep it clean. Something about a duck."