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"So we go in through the bouncy castle?" Bill asked. "No, Bill. The bouncy castle is inflated. You can't just walk through the plastic wall." "What if we bring a sharp knife?" "Absolutely not. We are not popping a bouncy castle full of seven-year-olds. That is a line even we do not cross." "Fine. What about the piñata rope? We climb that?" "Also no. It's attached to a flimsy tree branch." "Look, I'm just saying, the presents are stacked right next to the clown. It is a high-risk target zone." "Which is exactly why we wait for the cake. When they turn off the lights to sing Happy Birthday, we move." "What if the clown spots us in the dark?" "He won't. He'll be making a balloon animal." "What if he throws it at us?" "Then you catch it and keep running toward the loot." "What kind of animal? I don't want a worm." "It's a dog, Bill. Clown animals are always dogs." "What about the parents?" "Distracted by the veggie tray and the boxed wine." "And the birthday boy?" "He'll be crying because we stole his Lego sets." "Should we leave him something?" "Like what?" "A balloon dog?" "Just get the bags, Bill," Molly said.