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Molly spread the blueprints across the rickety kitchen table. They were not blueprints. They were the invitation to a seventh birthday party, covered in glitter and crayon doodles. “Alright, Bill. Here’s the target. The Henderson residence. Saturday. Three PM.” Bill peered at the invitation, squinting. “This is a napkin.” “It’s a schematic,” Molly corrected, tapping the juice stain on the corner. “The birthday boy, Kevin, is getting the Mega-Zord Thunder Fortress Playset. Limited edition. Sells on the secondary market for a grand, easy.” “A kid’s toy?” Bill shuffled on his stool. “We used to rob casinos. We took down a armored truck.” “And we got four years in minimum security for our trouble,” Molly said, not looking up from her scribbles. “This is low risk, high reward. No lasers. No pressure plates. Just cake and unattended gift bags. Now, the entry point is the back patio. The parents will be distracted by the magician at two-forty-five. He’s doing the ‘saw the assistant in half’ bit. Huge distraction potential.” “Magic makes me nervous,” Bill muttered. “It’s dishonest.” “You’re a thief.” “It’s a *different* kind of dishonest. So, back patio. What about the dog?” “That’s where you come in,” Molly said, sliding a package across the table. It contained a dozen gourmet beef jerky strips. “Rover. You lure him into the garage with these. Lock the door. Your window is forty-five seconds.” Bill considered this. “And the bouncy castle?” “What about it?” “It’s right in the middle of the yard. It’s… bouncy. How do I sneak past a bouncy castle? One wrong step and I’m BOING-ing all over the place.” “Get a running start and dive over it,” Molly said, exasperated. “Or go around. Use the garden gnome path. Look, the critical moment is the pass-the-parcel. Every kid will be screaming and tearing at wrapping paper. That’s your audio cover. You slip into the living room, locate the Thunder Fortress—it’ll be in the biggest, gaudiest box—and you’re out the front door before the last layer of newspaper is gone.” “And you?” “I’m the gift wrapper,” Molly said proudly, holding up a roll of generic paper. “I’ll be on the inside. I get invited as a distant cousin. My job is to identify the target and stage it near the door. We just need a solid code word for when it’s in position.” “How about ‘dinosaur’?” Bill offered. “Kids love dinosaurs.” “Perfect. ‘Dinosaur’ means the package is ready for extraction. Now, the getaway vehicle.” “Please don’t say the ice cream truck again.” “It’s not the ice cream truck,” Molly said, pulling out a child’s red wagon. “We put the playset in here, cover it with a blanket, and walk calmly to the end of the block. Who suspects a couple with a wagon?” “We don’t have a kid.” “We’re fostering our nephew! He’s very shy. Loves wagon rides. Now, your costume.” She tossed him a polo shirt and khaki shorts. “Dress like a dad. You can blend in. Mumble about lawn care and taxes if spoken to.” Bill held up the shirt. “This is a child’s large. It’s going to be tight.” “It’s a dad bod look. Very in. Are you ready?” Bill sighed, looking at the glittery napkin-schematic. “We’re really doing this. Over a plastic robot castle.” “Mega-Zord Thunder Fortress,” Molly corrected, her eyes gleaming. “And yes. We are. Now stop worrying and start practicing your concerned-parent face. We’ve got a heist to pull off at the three-thirty snack break.”