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The walled garden of the suburb was a pastel‑colored trap, a shrine to glitter‑glue and balloon animals that would have made even the most hardened crook question his life choices. Molly crouched behind a hedge of plastic daisies, her eyes scanning the party banner that read “Happy 6th Birthday, Tommy!” with the enthusiasm of a sugar‑high toddler. Bill crouched beside her, adjusting a bag of tools that looked suspiciously like a craft‑store glitter kit. “Okay, the kids will be in the inflatable castle by six,” Molly whispered, her voice a blend of excitement and mock seriousness. “The parents will be stuck at the pizza table, pretending to talk about ‘college applications.’” Bill nudged the bag, spilling a few glittery confetti pieces onto the grass. “I heard they binge‑watch ‘Peppa Pig’ on loop. That’s our background music—pure, unadulterated chaos.” Molly smirked. “And we’re the chaos they didn’t sign up for.” She slipped a tiny screwdriver from the bag and began prying at the lock on the side gate, her fingers moving with the finesse of someone who’d once broken into a gingerbread house for the perfect frosting slice. The wind carried the faint sound of a children’s choir humming “If You’re Happy and You Know It.” Bill peered over the hedge, his binoculars trained on the backyard. A line of mini‑chairs formed a semi‑circle around a towering cake, its frosting as white as the clouds on a summer day. On the table, mountains of wrapped presents glimmered like a treasure trove of plastic and foam. “It’s like stealing Santa’s workshop after he checks the naughty list,” Bill murmured, his eyes twinkling with mischief. “Only we’re the ones on the nice list, right?” “Exactly,” Molly replied, tightening the screw on the gate. “Once we’re in, we split the loot: you take the neon unicorns, I’ll grab the astronaut helmets. We’ll leave the ones that squeak; the kids will think they’re a surprise.” Bill chuckled. “If we get caught, we can blame the clowns. They’re the real culprits in these things.” The ground thumped as the party’s clown— a portly man in oversized polka‑dot pants—tossed a handful of balloons into the air. His red nose squeaked with each puff, echoing like a warning siren. Molly and Bill exchanged a glance, the kind that said, “time to act.” Molly slipped the gate open and whispered, “Remember, no hand‑to‑hand contact with the kids. We’re ghosts, not gremlins.” She slipped through, her sneakers barely making a sound on the rubber mat. Bill followed, dragging the glitter bag behind him. He crouched behind a pile of gift bags, pulling out a pair of tiny lock‑picks that looked more like Halloween decorations. “We’ll need to work fast. The balloon animals inflate at the half‑hour mark; we don’t want to be stuck under a purple dinosaur.” “Got it,” Molly replied, already rifling through a stack of brightly colored boxes. “If we hit the music playlist, we can use the ‘Macarena’ as a distraction. Kids love the Macarena.” Bill nodded, his grin widening. “And I’ve got a perfect alibi: ‘I was looking for the bathroom.’” Molly laughed. “Nice. Let’s get this party started— the way we want it.” They moved like synchronized swimmers in a pool of candy, swapping presents as if they were trading baseball cards. The night erupted in a burst of giggles, squeaky shoes, and the faint smell of cheap confetti, while two thieves slipped away with a sackful of laughter‑wrapped loot, leaving behind only the faint echo of a clown’s honk and a promise that no child’s birthday would ever be the same.