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The plan was absurd, but absurdity was their specialty. They rehearsed the steps under a dim streetlamp, the night air humming with distant music from the party. Molly: Did you ever think we'd be stealing a birthday party instead of a bank? Bill: Only after I quit the circus. Kids love cake, and they never suspect a clown with a fake moustache. Molly: I’ve got a sack big enough for every toy, even the ones that squeak. Bill: And a security badge that says ‘Event Coordinator’. They'll never check our IDs. Molly: The clown will juggle the cupcakes while we slip the presents into the sack, right? Bill: Exactly. Then we’ll disappear behind the inflatable slide, like ninjas in a sea of glitter. Molly: We need a distraction, something kids love more than ribbon. Bill: A clown? He can juggle cupcakes while we slip in. Molly tapped the back of the clown's nose costume, already envisioning the chaos. Molly: I’ll rig the balloon arch to pop on cue, a burst of color that'll send them scrambling. Bill: And I’ll sneak the gift table out the side entrance, using the grease from the pizza slice as a slick. Molly: You think the kids will notice if a dozen balloons explode simultaneously? Bill: Kids love fireworks. They’ll think it’s part of the show. Bill checked his pocket watch, its second hand ticking like a metronome. The party started in ten minutes, the cake about to be unveiled. Molly: All right, the clown will enter at 7:15, balloon pop at 7:18, gift grab at 7:20. Bill: And we’ll be out before anyone can say ‘thank you’. The air smelled of sugar and cheap perfume. A toddler tugged at his mother's sleeve, shouting, “More cake!” The sound seemed to punctuate their plotting. Molly: Quick, hand me the sack. It’s big enough for all the toys and the glittery ones. Bill: Got it. And don’t forget the fake security badge. The adults will think we’re part of the staff. They slipped the sack into Bill’s jacket, the lining whispering promises of loot. Outside, the park’s fence loomed like a reluctant gatekeeper, but a rusted hinge gave way with a soft groan. Molly: Ready? Bill: As ready as a kid with a piñata. The clown burst onto the scene, juggling a tray of cupcakes while honking a squeaky horn. Balloons bobbed, their colors flashing like a neon sunrise. Molly pressed the hidden button on her watch, and a series of tiny explosives – harmless fireworks – ignited within the balloon arch. Bill: Look at them scramble! Molly: Now, while they’re busy wiping confetti off their faces, we glide right to the gift table. Bill: On three. One… Molly: Two… Bill: Three! They moved like shadows, slipping between overturned plates and a spilled bowl of fruit punch. Bill lifted the tallest stack of boxes, revealing the glittering mound of presents. Molly slipped the sack over her shoulder, its weight pulling her down just enough to mask the soft thud of each box as it hit the ground. As sirens wailed in the distance, they vanished, leaving only empty ribbons and startled smiles.