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The late afternoon sun filtered through the leaves of Maple Park, dappling the green-striped pavilion where the chaos of a seven-year-old’s birthday party was in full swing. Molly crouched behind a large trash bin, adjusting the focus on her miniature binoculars. Bill was beside her, fiddling with a tangle of monofilament fishing line. “I’ve secured our alibi,” Molly whispered, not taking her eyes off the scene. “We’re with the balloon animal guy. If anyone asks, we’re his assistants, ‘Twister’ and ‘Spanky’.” “Spanky?” Bill squeaked. “I get to be Spanky? That’s a terrible name for a thief.” “It’s a terrible name for a balloon animal assistant, too, which is why it’s perfect. No one suspects a Spanky.” Molly lowered the binoculars. “Target is the gift table. Northwestern corner, under the drooping happy birthday banner. I count fourteen packages. That’s a good haul.” Bill peered around the bin. “Security?” “Minimal. One parent is on cupcake duty, another is taking photos, and the birthday boy’s dad is attempting to operate a portable sound system that seems determined to play only German techno. Our window is during the ‘Pin the Donkey’ game. All eyes and pins will be on the donkey.” “Simple enough.” Bill held up the fishing line. “So, I create a distraction by tripping over this, right? The classic tripwire.” Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. “No, Bill. We are not tripping ourselves. The line is for the gift table. We loop it around the leg, give it a gentle tug, and the whole table collapses inward, creating a heap of presents we can scoop into the ‘balloon supplies’ bag.” “And the collapsing table isn’t a distraction?” “It’s a distraction with a purpose! It’s a guided, tactical collapse. Yours is just… falling.” She sighed, a sound honed by years of partnership. “Your job is more important. You need to steal the giant tub of gummy bears from the snack table.” Bill’s eyes widened. “Gummy bears? For morale?” “For the children, Bill. When the presents vanish, the screaming will start. We lob the gummy bears into the fray. It’ll be like Mardi Gras. Total chaos, but sticky, happy chaos. No one’s looking for the gift thieves when there’s a shower of fruit-flavored gelatin in the air.” “Molly, that’s genius. Diabolical genius.” “It’s basic crowd psychology. Now, the balloon guy is due any second. Remember, you’re Spanky. You’re enthusiastic but inept. Try to look like you’ve never seen a pump before.” Just then, a van painted with wobbly animals pulled up. A man with a magnificent mustache and a look of profound weariness emerged. “Right,” Molly said, grabbing a bag of deflated balloons. “Showtime. Stick to the plan. Gummy bears, then get behind the pavilion. And for God’s sake, Bill, don’t actually try to make a dog. Just twist it into a sausage and say it’s a dachshund.” “Got it. Sausage dachshund. And I’ll eat a few gummy bears for authenticity.” “No! No evidence!” They strode toward the pavilion, plastering on bright, service-industry smiles. Bill immediately tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, his bag of balloons bursting with a soft *pfff*. Molly didn’t break stride, merely reaching back to haul him up. “Classic Spanky,” she muttered through her teeth. The party was a whirlwind of sticky hands, shrieking, and techno. As the children were herded toward the cardboard donkey, Molly saw her chance. She gave Bill a nod. He made for the gummy bear tub with the stealth of a landslide, upending it into their large duffel bag. Molly knelt by the gift table, her fingers finding the fishing line. A gentle, practiced tug. There was a groan of cheap plastic, then a spectacular, slow-motion avalanche of brightly wrapped boxes and gift bags. It was, she thought, a beautiful thing. “Pin the tail!” the dad bellowed, and every head turned. Molly began frantically scooping presents into her bag. She had eight, ten, when a small voice said, “Hey.” She froze. A girl with pigtails and an incredibly serious expression stood there, holding a half-eaten cupcake. “Are you stealing the presents?” Molly’s heart hammered. “What? No! I’m… reorganizing them. By wrapping paper density. It’s a new trend.” The girl considered this, then held out the cupcake. “You want some? It has sprinkles.” “Rainbow sprinkles,” Molly said weakly. “My favorite.” Just then, the first gummy bear arced through the air, landing with a sticky *plop* on the pavement. Then another. Bill, behind the pavilion, was now hurling them like green, red, and yellow confetti. The children forgot the donkey. They forgot the presents. They forgot everything except the sugary deluge descending upon them. It was a scene of jubilant, drooling pandemonium. The pigtailed girl grinned. “Cool.” She turned and ran for the treats. Molly stuffed the last gift into the bag, slung it over her shoulder, and melted back into the tree line. Bill met her there, his pockets bulging with gummy bears and his face one of pure, simple joy. “I think that went really well,” he beamed. Molly looked back at the pavilion, now a sticky, screaming, wonderful mess. “Yeah,” she said, a slow smile spreading across her face. “I think we’ve discovered our new signature.” Bill popped a red gummy bear into his mouth. “Spanky and Twister strike again.”