Run: 2026-04-24-01KQ08FZ48Y2QR9HPDHR032PMN

Molly adjusted her binoculars. “There. The bouncy castle is our entry point. Parents are distracted by the clown.” Bill squinted. “A clown? Molly, I have a phobia.” “You’ll have a phobia of prison if we don’t focus. You take the gift bag, I’ll handle the diversion.” “What’s the diversion?” “You scream ‘escaped pygmy goat’ and run clockwise.” “Why clockwise?” “Coriolis effect. It’ll confuse them. Look, just grab the biggest presents. The ones with the shiny paper.” “What if a kid tries to stop me?” “You use the secret password: ‘Pirate birthday code seven.’ They’ll back off.” “What’s code seven?” “It’s not real, Bill! It’s a children’s party! Just sound authoritative. And for God’s sake, stay away from the craft table. Last time you got covered in glitter.” “I glittered for a week. The dog wouldn’t stop following me.” “Exactly. So. Bouncy castle, gifts, goat panic, clockwise. Simple.” “You’re forgetting the pool noodle barrier.” “The what?” “Around the cake. It’s a defense perimeter. I saw it on the blueprints.” Molly sighed. “Fine. You disable the noodle. Now, any questions?” “Just one. Can we be back by six? My mother-in-law is coming for pot roast.” Molly stared. “We are stealing from children, Bill. We’ll be back by five.”