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Molly flattened herself against the plastic fence and peered through a gap at the bounce house glowing like a radioactive marshmallow. Bill adjusted his bow tie, which he insisted made him look like a party entertainer rather than a thief. Molly counted the gift bags. Bill tightened his suspenders. Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. Bill pulled a crumpled drawing showing stick figures around a table labeled LOOT. Molly stared at him. He produced two mascot heads. One was a purple dinosaur. The other was a weeping clown. Molly snatched the clown head. A chorus of cheers erupted as the pinata exploded. Children swarmed the grass. She could feel sweat pooling in her gloves. Her fingers brushed against glittering paper and ribbon. He shifted his weight, the dinosaur tail swishing against a folding chair. She could hear her heartbeat inside the synthetic foam. Bill stiffened beneath the heavy costume. He froze. "You're saying we bypass the magician and grab fourteen presents while thirty second-graders watch a guy pull a rabbit from a hat?" "The magician worries me. What if he recognized me because I waved at a toddler during the rehearsal?" "She waved first. I have nieces." "Focus. The pinata gives us a solid four minute window. We slip through the side gate, grab the gift table, and vanish before the candy drops." "I made a blueprint." "Adorable and useless. Where's the van?" "Three blocks away. I paid an ice cream driver twenty bucks to play 'Pop Goes the Weasel' on an endless loop." "You rented an ice cream truck?" "I subcontracted one. Also, I got costumes." "We're not wearing those." "We have to blend in! The invitation explicitly said festive characters welcome. I even wore long johns in case we must hide in the ball pit." "Fine. But if you start doing the hokey pokey, I'm leaving you here to explain why a grown man in a dinosaur suit is stuffing ponies into a sack." "Forty-two." "I have standards." "That's definitely our cue," Molly whispered, pulling the clown head over her face. The eyeholes smelled like old popcorn and regret. "Follow my lead. No talking. No magic tricks. And absolutely do not wave at any more toddlers." Bill donned the dinosaur head, his voice muffled by foam. "What if one hugs me?" "Then you pat its head and move on. You're a criminal, Bill, not a monster." They crept through the gate toward the present table. Molly reached for the first box, her hands trembling at the absurdity of stealing from a party where the security detail held juice boxes. Bill tapped her shoulder. "Molly," hissed the dinosaur. "The magician just saw us. He's pointing right at me." Molly turned slowly. A man in a sequined cape gestured directly at them. "Smile and wave," Molly muttered. "You said not to wave!" "I changed my mind. Look friendly. Look incredibly festive." Bill raised one padded arm and wiggled it. The magician relaxed, waved back, and returned to making a balloon poodle. "See?" Bill whispered. "Pure reflexes."