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"So the birthday party is at three," Molly said. "Three's perfect. Kids are distracted by cake." "Which kid gets the cake?" "The birthday boy. Little Timmy Henderson." "So while Timmy's face-deep in frosting, we bag the presents?" "Exactly. I grab the gifts, you handle the getaway." "What's the getaway vehicle?" "My van." "The van that's painted like a circus clown car?" "It's camouflage! Kids trust clowns." "Kids trust clowns? Kids are terrified of clowns." "Not this clown van. It has balloons on the side." "Balloons don't make a creepy van less creepy, Bill." "Fine. What do you suggest?" "A minivan. Like a normal parent drives." "I don't own a minivan." "Rent one." "With what money? We're stealing presents because we're broke." "Then we use the clown van and hope nobody calls the police on the scary clown stealing children's gifts." "See? You're coming around." "I'm not coming around. I'm acknowledging our limited options." "That's the spirit." "How many presents are we expecting?" "Twenty, maybe thirty. Timmy's parents are loaded." "Loaded parents with a security system?" "No security. Just a bouncy castle." "The bouncy castle is the security?" "No, the bouncy castle is our entry point. We bounce in, we bounce out." "We're not bouncing anywhere. I'm not getting on a bouncy castle." "You lack commitment to the craft."