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Molly’s apartment smelled of burnt toast and ambition. Bill, perched precariously on a wobbly stool, peered at the blueprint spread across her kitchen table. It was less a blueprint and more a crayon-scribbled map of the Henderson backyard, complete with a stick-figure pirate and a violently pink bouncy castle. “Operation Piñata,” Molly announced, tapping a rickety drawing of the garage. “Entry point: the service door behind the recycling bins. Code’s on the notepad by the fridge. It’s ‘1234’ because Mr. Henderson thinks he’s clever.” Bill squinted. “The whole payload is in the living room. Unsecured.” “Exactly. Which is why we go during the sing-along. Maximum distraction. I’ll handle the gift table; you’re on lookout and decoy duty.” “What’s the decoy?” Molly grinned, revealing a slightly crooked canine tooth. “You, dressed as the world’s most disoriented clown. There’s a costume bag by the door. Big shoes, red nose, the works. Your job is to cause a minor, non-traumatic incident near the fence to draw parental eyes.” Bill sighed, rubbing his temples. “I was hoping for laser grids and pressure plates. Not pretending to trip over a garden gnome.” “The gnome is key,” she said, with unnerving sincerity. “It’s plastic, but it *looks* heavy. Your stumble must convey comedic confusion, not malice. We’re thieves, not monsters.” “The presents,” Bill said, steering back. “There must be thirty of them. We can’t carry thirty wrapped boxes.” “We won’t.” Molly produced a giant, sparkly gift bag with a tissue-paper meteor erupting from the top. “This is our Trojan Horse. It’s mostly empty. We swap the real presents for identical bags filled with… these.” She held up a handful of gravel-stuffed balloons. “Noisier, sure, but by the time little Timmy unwraps a bag of rocks, we’re two towns over.” “Diabolical,” Bill admitted. “But the clown suit?” “A non-negotiable. My role requires stealth. Yours requires… flair.” She stood, all business. “The party starts at two. Sing-along at three-fifteen. We breach at three-sixteen. Simple.” Bill looked at the crayon map, then at the glittering, deflated bag of deceit. He picked up a single, wrapped present from the table—a practice prop. It felt strangely weighty. “What if there’s a guard dog?” “Henderson has a hamster named Captain Fluffington. He’s in the living room, on a wheel. He might slow us down with his tiny judgmental eyes, but I’ve planned for that too.” She pointed to a small Ziploc bag of sunflower seeds in her pocket. As Molly began assembling her tools with the quiet precision of a watchmaker, Bill couldn’t help but feel a pang of something between awe and profound existential dread. They were about to ruin a seven-year-old’s birthday for a haul of action figures and board games, and she was treating it like the Caper of the Century. He picked up the clown nose. It squeaked. The plan was insane, but the rent was due, and Captain Fluffington’s stern gaze was a risk he was, apparently, willing to take.