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The night air was thick with the smell of cake frosting drifting from the McAllister residence, where a sea of balloon animals and glittering streamers promised a loot like no other. Molly crouched behind the hedge, her neon sneakers squeaking against the mulch as she adjusted the night‑vision goggles she’d won in a poker game. “Bill, you sure this is the right place?” she whispered, eyes scanning the backyard where a plastic castle loomed under a canopy of rainbow ribbons. “Positive,” Bill replied, sliding his lockpick set from his pocket like a magician pulling a rabbit from a hat. “The kids are out, the parents are distracted by the karaoke version of ‘Baby Shark,’ and the presents are piled higher than my mother’s expectations at a high school graduation.” Molly snorted. “You always compare heists to family events. It’s charming, really.” Bill smirked. “Only because my mother’s expectations are the only thing that ever scares me.” “Speaking of scares,” Molly said, tapping the side of her earpiece, “the security camera feeds show the host’s aunt—she thinks she’s a ninja, but really she’s just a 57‑year‑old with a bob haircut and a pacifier‑shaped keychain. She’s patrolling the garden every ten minutes.” “Perfect,” Bill said, flipping a tiny screwdriver like a baton. “She’ll be the perfect distraction. I’ll plant the smoke bomb in the punch bowl. By the time she notices a slightly caramel‑scented fog, we’ll be making our grand exit with the gift table.” Molly raised an eyebrow. “You want to set off a smoke bomb in a punch bowl? That’s either genius or a recipe for a sweet‑tooth disaster.” “It’s all about the flavor profile,” Bill said, winking. “Peanut butter and jelly. All the kids will think it’s a new drink trend.” Molly laughed, the sound muffled by the thick leaves. “Alright, what’s the plan for the presents themselves? Are we grabbing everything or just the high‑value items?” “First, the Lego sets. Those are worth more than my credibility as a respectable citizen,” Bill replied, tapping his nose. “Then the video game consoles—if we can get past the protective bubble wrap. Finally, the gold‑wrapped chocolate coins. They’re literally edible money.” Molly pretended to think. “Do we have a way to get past the bubble wrap without triggering the alarm?” “Yes,” Bill said, pulling out a roll of tape. “I’ll apply it to the underside of the table. When we lift the box, the tape will keep the wrapper from moving, and the pressure sensor will think nothing’s happening.” Molly glanced at the clock on the wall of the house, its hands pointing to 8:03 p.m. “We’ve got exactly fourteen minutes before the clown—what’s his name?—the one with the oversized shoes, starts the balloon animal gauntlet.” “Larry the Laugh‑inator,” Bill answered, tapping his watch. “He’ll be gone to the bathroom at 8:10, giving us a tiny window.” Molly nodded, her grin widening. “Fine. I’ll take the east side, you cover the west. We meet at the unicorn piñata—” “—and smash it for a quick exit,” Bill finished, chuckling. “If all goes well, we’ll be out with more loot than a kid’s birthday wish list. If it goes wrong, we’ll just blame the clown.” The two thieves exchanged a conspiratorial glance, then slipped into the party’s chaos like two mischievous elves, ready to pilfer joy and frosting in equal measure.