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Molly spread the blueprints across the sticky diner table, weighing down the corners with ketchup bottles and a half-eaten plate of hash browns. The schematic of the Whimsy Wonderland Party Palace looked less like a floor plan and more like a fever dream drawn by a toddler hopped up on Pixy Stix. Ball pits. Bounce castles. A clown named Mr. Giggles who, according to Bill's extensive reconnaissance, had a documented fear of balloon animals. Bill slurped his coffee and traced a grimy finger along the proposed entry route, which ran directly through the piñata staging area. His plan hinged on three things: a forged invitation, a rented llama, and an unshakable commitment to pretending he was Timmy's Uncle Steve from Cleveland. Molly, meanwhile, would be disguised as the face painter, her duffel bag tucked beneath a mountain of glitter and non-toxic acrylics, ready to be stuffed with loot once the cake was cut. "Kids have more gold than pirates," Molly muttered, eyeing the present table sketch. Bill nodded gravely, as if she'd quoted scripture. Eight-year-olds, they had concluded after extensive research, received an indecent number of unboxed electronics, and someone had to liberate those riches.