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“Molly, explain again why we’re crouching behind a hedge shaped like a giraffe.” “Because, Bill, the giraffe has excellent sightlines on the bouncy castle.” “I’m not stealing from children.” “We’re not stealing from children. We’re liberating suspiciously large presents from overindulgent adults.” “That one says ‘For Timmy, love Grandma.’” “Grandma should’ve used stronger wrapping paper.” “You’re evil.” “I’m practical. Also, look at that box. Bicycle-sized.” “It could be a bicycle.” “It could be jewels disguised as a bicycle.” “At a seven-year-old’s pirate party?” “Exactly. Pirates love jewels.” Bill peered through the leaves. “There are twenty kids, two magicians, a dog in a hat, and one mother holding a clipboard like a weapon.” “Clipboard Mother is the real security.” “What’s our plan?” “We enter as entertainers.” “Molly, you bought one clown nose.” “We’ll share.” “That’s not a disguise, that’s a custody dispute.” “Fine. You be the balloon man.” “I can’t make balloons.” “Anyone can make a snake.” “I can make a disappointment.” “Perfect. Children respect honesty.” A shriek rose from the garden. Bill whispered, “The dog’s eating the cake.” Molly grinned. “Diversion.” “No.” “Yes.” “Molly.” “Bill.” “We return the presents afterward?” “Obviously.” “With apology notes?” “And we steal cake.” “Deal.”