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“Molly, confirm the objective.” “Bill, we infiltrate the birthday party, liberate the presents.” “Liberate sounds noble.” “Exactly. We’re practically elves with worse paperwork.” “The invitation says ‘Princess Jasper’s Unicorn Jubilee.’” “Then wear the horn.” “This is a plunger.” “Confidence makes it royal.” “What’s our cover?” “Children’s entertainers.” “Our act?” “You juggle.” “I have three oranges and a fear of applause.” “Good. Vulnerability plays well.” “And you?” “I do magic.” “You know magic?” “I can make suspicion disappear by offering stickers.” “Brilliant. What about parents?” “Distract them with the phrase ‘nut-free cake policy.’” “That starts conversations?” “That starts committees.” “What about the gift table?” “Behind the cupcake tower, guarded by a grandmother.” “Dangerous.” “Deadly. Smile and ask about her knee.” “Then?” “Swap presents for decoys.” “Molly, the decoys are potatoes.” “Educational toys. They teach disappointment.” “Some child will cry.” “Then cake.” “Bill, are you going soft?” “I’m going glittery. Vest sheds.” “Focus. We need that remote-control dinosaur.” “For profit?” “For dignity. Goose chased us.” “You still owe that goose an apology.” “I owe it nothing.” “Abort if anyone sings?” “Never. We harmonize, blend in, grab dinosaur, exit through the bouncy castle.” “That’s not an exit.” “With determination, everything is an exit.”